I am Pumpika the pumpkin, but don’t let the cute name fool you. I have had a very hard life and would not make a good Halloween Decoration. There are many reasons I would not make a good pumpkin for you!
I have been known to make the biggest, meanest trucker run away from my smell. I smell like rotten eggs and sour milk. Sometimes I can’t even stand my own smell.
Parents sometimes bring their kids to the pumpkin patch, but most of them leave crying from the sight and feel of me. I look like a lumpy ball of mold. I have black dots on me, thorns and I’m the color green. I look horrifying, but not in a good Halloween pumpkin type of way.
I feel like raw chicken and inside of me I feel like gooey, disgusting, green, runny slime! I wish I could tell you something good about me but I know I taste as bad as I look!
I taste like spoiled chicken, rotten vegetables and garbage all blended together if you could imagine. So please do yourself a favor, and cut me open. However I do have two friends named Cayla and Erica that would do the job just right!
Pumpika “the wrong choice “ pumpkin